my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
