How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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