There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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