White coat. Heels.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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