If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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