spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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