hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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