3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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