my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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