I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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