do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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