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(615): View more from Tennessee

my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

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(614): View more from Ohio

i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room

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(716): View more from New York

I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious

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(705): View more from Ontario

I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith

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(416): View more from Toronto

He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.

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(216): View more from Ohio

there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."

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(504): View more from Louisiana

The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life

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