I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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