Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
high people should be assigned attendants
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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