grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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