quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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