Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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