After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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