p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
