she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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