let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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