is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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