Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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