This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You ruined the universe
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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