do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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