so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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