remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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