It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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