They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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