I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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