Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
