i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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