youre lurking in front of me
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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