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(310): View more from California

Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?

(770): View more from Georgia

b/c u have herpes

(310): View more from California

No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.

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(616): View more from Michigan

you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way

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(804): View more from Virginia

It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.

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(917): View more from New York City

Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up

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