She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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