I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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