I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
