you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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