I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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