I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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