his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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