she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have aggressive nipples.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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