It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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