Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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