If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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