you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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