The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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