if you like me you must not know who I am
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
