What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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