So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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