your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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