what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
false alarm. still invincible.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The uberlube is also flammable
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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