Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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