i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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