that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
