Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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