Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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