Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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