yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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